Evidence That Azuki Indeed Comes From Outerspace

I have said before that Matt is usually in charge of giving Azuki baths, because the sight of her scrawny, skinny legs makes me kind of queasy. Here I finally have some evidence to prove that she indeed hails from the planet Mars.

Matt actually enjoys giving the pup a bath every weekend, and finds Azuki's alien looks amusing, because he is sick like that. This is also the same guy whose favorite picture of me from our trip to Phuket, Thailand, is one which I had just ran out of the pool after a storm had set in, with wet, knotted, stringy hair, and large water droplets dripping down every direction forming murky white solids as the liquid collides with over-zealously applied sunblock. I also had massive indents the shape of large circles around my eyes from my too-tight swimming goggles. What can I say, the man likes his females ugly.

Azuki also doesn't like the blow dryer, I think mainly because of the noise that it makes. So, after each baths, Matt has to hold her down while she flips, darts, and rolls around. Usually at the end she gives up the struggle and then just sits there, as if resigned to her fate. This is what she looks like when she is getting a blow-out:


What the heck is that thing?